Did you hear that the Dave Matthews Band is being sued by the state of Illinois for allegedly dumping up to 800 pounds of liquid human waste from its tour bus into the Chicago River? Apparently the driver dumped the contents of their tour bus’ septic tank off a bridge. And it landed right on a sightseeing boat filled with people. Can you imagine? There you are sitting on the boat, minding your own business, admiring the beautiful architecture in the fine city of Chicago and next thing you know you are covered in human feces. DISGUSTING! Why would somebody do that?

This may come as a shock to some of you, but I don’t own a tour bus. I know you all thought I was some sort of celebrity cruising the country in my own little blog writing tour bus. Sorry to burst that bubble. Hee Hee.

So anyway, my point is…I don’t know what you would normally do with your feces carrying septic tank, but I can’t imagine that dumping it off the side of a bridge is ever a good idea. And why is there 800 pounds of crap (literally) in the septic tank? Is that normal? That seems like a lot to me. Is that normal to drive around with that much “liquid human waste?” (The press is always so politically correct…even shit and piss has a PC name…liquid human waste).

Don’t worry Dave. I still love ya!

In other news, the Dave Matthews Band has their own Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. I hope it’s not feces flavored. EWW!! [Ok, the ice cream story is a little dated, but it fell in well with the poop story so I included it.]