As I was writing about Keaton thinking he’s “practically a teenager” I was reminded of this hilarious little conversation that Keaton and Lee had last week:

KEATON: Well yeah, I’m practically a teenager.
LEE: Practically a teenager?
KEATON: Well I’m a pre-teen.
LEE: Well if that’s the case, then Skyler and Spencer are pre-teens too.

Keaton was not at all amused by that. I believe Keaton’s definition of a pre-teen is somebody who has hit the double digits but is under 13. However, by definition pre- means “before,” “earlier,” or “prior to” so five years old is definitely “earlier” then thirteen. Oh, they crack me up.