It Wasn’t Me
It all began as a typical night. We were getting the kids ready for bed. Skyler was in the shower. Lee went in to Skyler’s room to grab her some underwear (because she always jumps in the shower unprepared with no underwear pajamas or even a towel). As he was getting in to her dresser he saw a pair of scissors and some hair laying on the floor. He hollered out to me “You better check either Caleb or Skyler. There are some scissors and hair in here.”
So I gave Caleb a once over. Nothing. I went in to Skyler’s room to look at the hair. It looked weird. For one, it was super dark. And then I got really close and I realized it looked like yarn. I said “I think it’s doll hair.” And Keaton found a Count (from Sesame Street) doll with a little bit of a trim.
Before I could even ask Skyler about it, Lee was hollering at me from Spencer’s room. I walked in and saw a pretty blue drawing on the wall. Complete with Skyler’s name.
So I walked in to the bathroom and asked Skyler “Did you draw on the wall in Spencer’s room?”
“No.”
“You wrote your name Skyler.”
“It wasn’t me.”
“Who else would write your name?”
“I don’t know. But it wasn’t me.”
And then Lee asked her “Where is the blue marker?”
She responded, “Under Spencer’s bed. But it wasn’t me.”
Uh-huh.
