Archive for February, 2006

You wish you had my presentation skills

Speech two out of three is now complete. I had to give my “animated talk” tonight. That’s basically a “how to” speech. I did mine on how to draw a cartoon. And it didn’t go any better then the last speech. Actually it was slightly worse.
I have a cold. [Yes, about my 400th cold this [...]

Bring on the Prozac

Justis might be going on a date this weekend. A DATE! With a girl.
There’s this girl that he’s kind of had his eye on at school. And at last week’s school dance he asked her if she’d “go out” with him.
Lee goes, “What does that mean? ‘Go out?’”
I said, “It means they hold hands in [...]

The Cosby Show Mystery

Last night I was laying in bed half asleep when I realized I was thinking about The Cosby Show. I have no idea why. Apparently reruns are running on Nike @ Nite, but I haven’t seen any of them. I haven’t seen the show since it was on regular television. Yet this is the stuff [...]

So many jackasses, so little time

Yesterday on Dr. Phil [but I just watched it now] there was a guy who thinks his wife needs “wife lessons.” This couple was on before and this was a follow-up. The guy has not learned much since his last appearance on Dr. Phil’s stage.
This guy drives me mad. He hates how his wife loads [...]