Archive for March, 2006

Making small talk

So what’s up with the weather?
Monday I was wearing my winter coat freezing my butt off. And it rained and SNOWed most of the day. It was so crappy out they cancelled Skyler & Spencer’s soccer game. You know if was icky out when they cancel soccer. Last week they played in the even freezing-er [...]

My anxiety level has been increased to a red alert

Do you want to know if my daughter has mumps? Yeah, me too.
Yes, tomorrow morning at 10:30am it will be a full week since the nurse drew blood from Skyler to test for mumps. And not one single person has called me to tell me the outcome of that test. And, yes I have called [...]

Did you call me a stripper you mother ffffing ho?

Do you listen to the top 40 stations on the radio? Have you heard that song “I’m in love with a dancer?” Apparently the CD version is called “I’m in love with a stripper.” I’m trying to figure out why we need a clean radio version of this song. Why does changing that one word [...]

Who knew parenting would be this hard

Our schools have an online gradebook. I can see the kids’ attendance, schedules, grades and missing assignments there. I love it.
I try my best to stay on top of it. For Keaton and Justis I go out and check for missing assignments periodically. I check the teacher’s websites to see what homework the boys will [...]