Archive for July, 2007

I’ll tell you where Dick can surgically implant that boot

Are you watching Big Brother this season? I’m not really in to it like I have been in past seasons. I’m not sure what it is with this year but it’s just not forcing me to watch like previous years. I think it’s because I pretty much hate everybody in the house. And for the [...]

Smot Poker*

I had another follow-up visit with my ENT today. For well over a week I’ve been breathing well, haven’t had any headaches and have managed to not get pink eye. All of these are huge accomplishment considering how the beginning of my year went. So I wasn’t expecting him to find anything when he took [...]

Can’t you just feel the love?

Earlier this evening I grabbed Spencer for a big bear hug. I was hugging him tight when he said, “Ok. That’s enough.”
What?!?
Of course, since he was being a little seven-year-old smartass, I just held on tighter. To which he responded, “Let go of me woman.”
My seven-year-old just called me woman. Obviously more torture was needed.
So [...]

Boating without ever leaving the dock

Some friends from out of town came to visit this weekend. They live in Arizona and I guess they were really missing the unbearable humidity we have in this part of the country. I know how sad it can be to be without the humid air that turns ones hair in to a gigantic poodle [...]