Are you watching Big Brother this season? I’m not really in to it like I have been in past seasons. I’m not sure what it is with this year but it’s just not forcing me to watch like previous years. I think it’s because I pretty much hate everybody in the house. And for the love of God, did Dustin only bring the one gray shirt? Actually two shirts. That gray v-neck and the blue shirt that says “Define girlfriend.” Change your shirt dude. Please. If only for my sanity.

The America’s Player twist this year is totally lame. It irritates me that this “twist” messes with game play [although I have to admit I was kind of amused how it turned the game in to a big whodunit after there were two votes for Kail]. When Eric signed up for the show he was thinking he might win a million dollars. I doubt he was thinking America could totally screw him out of that money. But out of all the houseguests, Eric is the best choice for this “twist.” I just love him. He’s such a funny and likable guy. And his facial expressions kill me.

Up until today I really liked Dick too. I love the fact that he’s not afraid to tell you what he’s thinking and not afraid to stand up for himself. But he does he have to do it in such a threatening way?

And then today he totally lost all the respect I had for him.

I don’t care for Jen. She’s self-centered and annoying and if I hear her talk about one of her pictures again I may just loose my lunch. But she’s Jen and I’ve come to not be so ticked off by her in the last few episodes. [I think Amber annoying me with her crying at the drop of a hat has something to do with my new appreciation of Jen. Cause seriously Amber. What's with the damn waterworks every four seconds? Grow a spine.]

So anyway, it’s no secret that Dick doesn’t care for Jen. [If you don't watch the feeds or read the spoilers then you may want to stop here. Although I'm pretty sure they can't show this on TV since every other word out of Dick's mouth was a filthy curse word and I doubt they have enough bleeping for that. But you've been warned. SPOILER NEXT!]

Dick and Jen got in to a big fight in the kitchen. I don’t know what started it. But Dick was saying some very vile things to Jen. Calling her names. Telling her he could smell her “twat from all the way over here.” And asking her why doesn’t she use Drano to clean it. And very mature things like that. If you are so inclined you can watch how it all went down on YouTube because I honestly can’t do it justice here. It amazes me how well Jen handles this verbal abuse from Dick. She just smiles and nods. I wish I had that much restraint.

At one point Jen kind of lost it and made a comment about how it’s awful that somebody would cheat on their boyfriend of 2 1/2 years, referring to Danielle. Of course, that comment pissed Dick off and the verbal attacks continued full force. But, honestly, Jen’s right. Ok, so maybe she’s saying it because she’s jealous, but Dani does have a boyfriend back home who probably doesn’t appreciate her slobbering all over some jock. I’m thinking a boyfriend of more than two years deserves a little better than watching his girlfriend cheat on him on national television. I’m just saying.

And what gets me is how do the other players just sit there and let Dick talk like that to a woman? Does he talk to his mother like that? I think we all now completely understand what Daniele meant by “mean friend” and why she didn’t speak to her dad for two years. Are they all too scared to tell him to show a little respect and act like a man? Cause I gotta tell you. If I was in that house I’d tell him to shut his scary rocker ass up as I was tackling him to the floor and twisting his nipples until he was crying for his mommy. I don’t care what Jen did. I don’t care how self-centered she is. I don’t care how annoying she can be. Nobody deserves to be talked to like that. Dick is a grown man. According to the Big Brother website he’s 44. And that behavior is just despicable. I watched that video two hours ago. I told Lee about it. I told my mom about it. I told my friend Carolyn about it. And I just can’t get over how much it disgusts me.

Oh, I didn’t even mention the best part. Dick poured tea on Jen. A grown man poured tea on a woman as if he was a four year old child. Seriously?!?

I was perusing the BB boards [because I have no life] and I found this gem.

Grow some freakin man JENITALS and quit your b!tchin and moaning. If you think what D!ck did was physical abuse/assault by pouring tea on someone’s head then you should never leave your house because you are nothing more than a weak pansy. Its freaking TEA, not acid!!!! Grow up, pu$$ies!

Actually the thought of Jen pressing charges never crossed my mind until I read this. But I do want to point out that, yes, pouring tea on somebody is assault under the law. How do I know? Because I once spent three hours in jail for throwing ripped up paper at a guy. Yes a GUY. A guy pressed charges against me for throwing paper at him. The cops showed up. Handcuffed me. Put me in the back of a police car and hauled my ass off to jail where I was fingerprinted, photographed and then sat in a cell waiting for Lee to bail me out. Seriously. I can’t make this shit up.

[Just because of this post I had to go in and uncheck the box for "Check this box if you do NOT use profanity on your blog" for the BlogHer ads. That's how pissed off I am over this.]

So Dick has officially been inked in to my shithole list. I hope when he gets out of the house all those celebrities whose names he’s been dropping this season pour their drinks on him and call him a dirty whore. Although he’d probably like that.

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