Archive for August, 2007

I AM the keyblade master

Guess what I’ve been doing the last few days. Come on, guess. I’ve been playing copious amounts of Kingdom Hearts. I’ve turned in to one of those geeky gamers who plays video games until their eyeballs fall right out of their head. I’ve taken over the kids’ Playstation 2. I wouldn’t even let the kids [...]

Kick it like Caleb

I have baby books for all of the kids. Keaton’s is completely filled out. Everything from the first year of his life documented with photos and dates and all the juicy details. Skyler & Spencer’s books are filled out for the first three months [while I was home on maternity leave]. And Caleb’s? Well let’s [...]

No longer a baby. Not yet a man.

Well it happened. Caleb went to school. He’s a full blown kindergartener. He rode the bus to school. He hung his backpack on his hook under his name. He ate his first meal in the cafeteria (cheese pizza and applesauce with cake for dessert). He got to play on the kindergarten/1st grade playground. He went [...]

Just pass me my name tag with ‘cold heartless bitch’ written on it

The solicitors have been out in droves recently. Not that kind of solicitor silly. I’m talking about people coming to my house to sell me vacuums or cleaning supplies or siding or new windows or whatever else.
And the religious people. They’re almost worse. Even when you tell them you are already a member of a [...]