And then I peed my pants

I used to have a drinking problem. I was a pack-a-day Mt. Dew drinker. All that caffeine. All that sugar. My body is starting to shudder just thinking about it.

After several attempts I finally kicked the habit and switched to water. Flavored water. It’s been we over a year since I had a caffeinated beverage.

Recently I decided to switch from flavored water to regular water. I think I’ve had enough Splenda to last me a lifetime. But every now and then I still need to satisfy my sweet tooth.

However, I think God is trying to tell me to be strong and not give in to that sweet tooth.

Tonight I got a bottle of flavored water to take to school with me. As I was driving to school I opened my bottle to take a swig. But when I twisted the lid off the water exploded out of the bottle all over me. And it was cold.

Have you ever tried to drive down the interstate at 70 mph while keeping your butt off the seat? It’s difficult. Trust me. I scoured the car trying to find something to sit on. All I could find was Skyler’s dance bag. I pulled out all of her shoes (her ballet, tap and jazz shoes) and slid the bag under my butt. While driving 70 mph on the interstate, occasionally swerving on to the shoulder until I was situated. I’m sure the people behind me thought I was drunk.

Luckily I have slicky pants on today so it dried by the time I got to school and I didn’t have to walk in to class looking like I had just peed my pants. It was much better than last time I spilled water in my lap.

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