Overheard last night at Thanksgiving dinner
Spencer was eating ham and he claimed he didn’t like it.
Skyler: It’s the same thing that’s in hamburger.
Spencer: No it’s not.
Skyler: Yes it is.
Spencer: No it’s not.
Caleb: SPENCER! HAM…burger. Yes it is.
Skyler: Mom, is ham in hamburger?
Me: No, ham comes from a pig. Hamburger comes from a cow.
Spencer: See. A hamburger has burger in it.
Me: I think the word you’re looking for is beef.
Spencer: Yeah, whatever.
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Later that night…
Caleb was sliding down the stairs on his back.
Spencer: Caleb thinks he’s drunk. Caleb, you aren’t drunk.
Caleb: Yes I am.
Spencer: No you aren’t. You haven’t drinken any alcohol. Or beer.
Caleb: Yes I have.
Spencer: Root Beer doesn’t count.
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Shannanb aka Mommy Bits Said,
November 28, 2008 @ 9:16 pm
Kids never fail to surprise me. Where do they come up with this stuff???
cindy Said,
November 29, 2008 @ 11:30 am
Out of the mouth of babes, right? love it!
When my kids were about 2 and 6 i told them everything was chicken. no matter what kind of meat, it was “chicken”.
Just last week, my daughter who is 13 now, came back for seconds of my steak and said ‘i want some more chicken, its good mom”. lol she didn’t even realize she said it. (she does know the difference now)