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February 2010

22nd In an instant. (8)
14th Vasectomies, sex and periods, oh my. (1)

January 2010

2nd Life of a soccer mom. (2)
1st My year in Facebook Statuses. (1)

December 2009

31st Remembering 2009. (0)
30th As the wrist breaks. (1)
28th Yes, Skyler, there is a Santa Claus. (1)
27th This title has been sensored for it's obsessive use of colorful 4-letter words. (2)
25th Merry Christmas!. (0)
12th Disclaimer. (0)
10th The flu shot tried to kill me. (1)
3rd Treemendous. (3)
1st Visiting Grandpa can be expensive. (1)

November 2009

30th Socking it to November. (2)
29th Learning to love my body. (3)
28th The other 'a' word. (1)
27th Life's little lessons. (0)
26th I am thankful for.... (1)
25th A whole lot of whining in one little post. (0)
24th Is nothing sacred anymore?. (1)
23rd Survivor's guilt...again. (2)
22nd Brings a whole new meaning to Christmas stocking. (2)
21st Winning a nobel prize. (2)
20th Flashback Friday. (2)
19th Turning in to our parents. (2)
18th We've come a long way baby. (0)
17th Be careful what you wish for. (1)
16th Lori's 40th Birthday. (1)
15th Today's post has been interrupted by sleep. (0)
14th Happy 12th Anniversary. (1)
13th Nothing like a little Gerard Butler to perk up a date night. (0)
12th Knock Knock. (0)
11th Probably shouldn't quit my day job. (3)
10th Busted. (2)
9th Sorry Grandpa. (0)
8th A cross between Russell Brand and a bald girl. (1)
7th Sibling Rivalry; the twin edition. (1)
6th It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's what you do with your dancin' shoes. (2)
5th Today's 4th grade lesson on bankruptcy. (0)
4th Laptop FAIL!. (1)
3rd Sticks and stones -- and football -- may break my bones, part 2. (0)
2nd Sticks and stones -- and football -- may break my bones, part 1. (1)
1st Hobos and ghouls and army men...oh my. (1)

October 2009

4th Happy 10th Birthday Skyler & Spencer!. (2)

September 2009

August 2009

28th Praise is bad. Lying is normal. And arguing is respectful.. (7)
17th School supply shopping can be deadly. (3)
16th Getting too old for the waterpark. (1)
14th I may be a bum, but I'll have a cute piercing. (2)
12th Another hole in my head. (5)
5th Birthday lessons from a slacker mommy. (3)
3rd Day 2 of Mr. Accident Prone. (2)
2nd Thankful for the lifeguards. (3)

July 2009

31st I went to BlogHer '09 and all I got was a whole lot of swag. (5)
6th Stranded at Subway. (3)
5th Celebrating the 4th with family. (0)
2nd That depends on your definition of dependent. (2)

June 2009

29th The cure for road rage is steaming hot water. (4)
23rd My 8am class is trying to kill me. (2)
19th The mommy and daddy wars. (3)
11th 35 things I'll be doing on my 35th birthday in Vegas. (8)
11th Thoughts from the road. (1)
8th Schools out for summer...or not. (0)
4th Get off your damn cell phone. (3)
1st Dads are good parents too. (4)

May 2009

31st Take a deep breath and let go. (8)
30th Learning history at the wax museum. (2)
25th Remembering. (0)
21st Cracking down on irresponsible parents. (2)
19th They say it's your birthday. (1)
17th Congratulations Lee. (4)
15th Free-For-All Friday. (0)
14th Growing up way too fast. (0)
10th Happy Mother's Day. (0)
8th Free-For-All Friday. (0)
6th Overcoming fear. (3)
5th Is that a gun in your pocket?. (1)
4th Traveling to the island of teenager. (1)

April 2009

28th Procrastinating is bad for your health. (8)
22nd Only 1 more year until he's a man. (2)
20th Sending 11-year-olds to the big house. (4)
15th Skipping school the hard way. (8)
14th Hugging like a lady. (4)
14th Requiescat in pace Madeline Alice Spohr. (0)
10th Vacation FAIL!. (3)
9th Remembering Maddie. (1)
7th He may never go to the doctor again. (1)
5th Hangin' Tough at the NKOTB concert. (3)
3rd Proud to be an Iowan. (1)
1st As Nemo would say, "just keep swimming". (1)

March 2009

31st Dr. Internet, what's your diagnosis?. (5)
25th You've got mail. (3)
23rd Unplugging. (4)
18th Pneumonia humor...stop me if you've heard this one. (2)
16th Living in the spotlight. (1)
13th Shopping: A [not so] scientific study on the habits of men and women. (1)
11th Men are martians...or something like that. (1)
9th Chillin' at the skating rink. (0)
4th And we did nothing. (14)
3rd Teasing my hair, putting on my leg warmers, and going roller skating. (3)

February 2009

28th Goodbye Lisa. (0)
26th Let's talk about bras baby. (4)
24th Class at 8am should be illegal. (3)
22nd Asking for your help. (6)
20th The old ladies are turning 35. (1)
19th Texas Roadhouse is no longer my friend. (4)
14th Happy Valentine's Day!. (7)
13th Additions to my love list. (0)
13th Nobody makes fun of my valentine. (3)
10th All of a sudden this is a fitness blog. (3)
7th The shopping gene. (4)
5th I'm so traumatized I may never do laundry again. (4)
3rd Cooking with whine. (8)
2nd Performing acrobatics on the treadmill. (1)
1st I am somebody. (5)

January 2009

30th Laundry tips from the laundry-challended. (2)
26th One less thing to do before I die. (1)
25th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
24th This is why us old people are on Facebook. (4)
23rd The treadmill can suck my kiss. (1)
20th Is inauguration a dirty word?. (1)
19th Rockin' with the old ladies. (0)
18th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
17th Mother Nature can bite me. (2)
14th Our cats live the Hilton lifestyle. (0)
13th Who knew Caleb was such a know-it-all. (0)
9th She deserved it? Really?!?. (0)
9th Spreading my legs for the doctor. (0)
8th Learning a new language. (2)
7th Failing miserably before I even started. (4)
5th Mondays suck big hairy donkey balls. (1)
4th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
3rd Girl's Night Out, the old lady edition. (2)
1st Happy New Year Bean Style. (3)

December 2008

31st Remembering 2008. (0)
30th Wii Fit is no longer my friend. (3)
29th Nothing says "I love you" like a push on to the treadmill. (1)
28th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
26th Proof that Santa is real. (3)
25th Merry Christmas!. (1)
24th Dear Santa,. (0)
23rd Scaring the neighborhood. (1)
22nd Next year everybody gets gift cards. That I buy online.. (4)
21st Sunday Linky Love. (6)
21st Keeping the Santa secret. (5)
18th Top 10 Threats Parents Use During The Christmas Season. (1)
16th Buy a tree, save a forest. (2)
15th Who knew seeing would be so expensive?. (1)
14th Sunday Linky Love. (4)
10th Then and now. (2)
8th RIP Jasper. (7)
7th Disney Day 5: Seeing the world. (1)
4th Disney Day 4: I feel like I've been here before. (0)
3rd Disney Day 3: Reporting from the jungle. (1)
2nd Disney Day 2: A scaredy cat in Hollywood. (1)
2nd Disney Day 1: Magic Kingdom...and Wal-Mart. (0)

November 2008

30th The road to Disney. (3)
30th Saying good-bye to NaBloPoMo. (3)
29th Alert the media, there's a boy in blue nail polish. (6)
28th Overheard last night at Thanksgiving dinner. (2)
27th Love Thursday: Kids. (4)
26th A dinosaur laid an egg on his face. (1)
25th Tuesday Tantrum: Television. (3)
24th How to completely beat your employees down until they would rather stick hot pokers in their eyes than get up for work. (4)
23rd Sunday Linky Love. (4)
22nd My toes are covered in rainbows. (5)
21st Breaking up is hard to do. (1)
20th Love Thursday: Two of my favorite things. (3)
19th This is why he's my favorite*. (0)
18th Tuesday Tantrum: Or what's really ticking me off. (4)
17th Lots of ovulating at girl's night out. (2)
16th Sunday Linky Love. (4)
15th Celebrating the anniversary with a porno. (0)
14th Do you think is what she meant by suffering?. (2)
13th A love story, part 4...and they lived happily ever after, or something like that. (2)
12th A love story, part 3...Finally, a kiss. (1)
11th A love story, part 2...He still didn't call. (0)
10th A love story, part 1...I'm just his type. (1)
9th Sunday Linky Love: Election Edition. (2)
8th Take this homework and shove it. (2)
7th Showing off my mad Photoshop skillz. (6)
6th Love Thursday: Music. (1)
5th On the path to change. (0)
4th Waking up tomorrow to a new...wad of cash. (3)
4th Tuesday Tantrum: Gay Marriage. (2)
3rd Bring on the toe sock photos. (0)
2nd Sundy Linky Love: The Halloween Edition. (5)
1st Trick-or-Treat. (1)

October 2008

31st Happy Halloween!. (2)
30th You might be a blogger if.... (0)
28th Breathing never felt so good. (5)
26th Starting new Halloween traditions. (3)
23rd Wearing shoes to bed. (1)
21st Hatin' Halloween. (6)
19th Latest teen hair fashion. (2)
18th Parenting magazine reads my mind. (1)
15th Are some people too stupid to vote?. (3)
14th This first grade classroom is going to the chapel. (4)
13th Just say no to sleepovers. (4)
12th Like a hole in the head. (5)
11th Hiding from sex. (4)
7th Politics at the age of six. (5)
7th Exercise Kills. (3)
5th The last of the single digit birthdays. (0)

September 2008

30th Marriage is a nightmare. (4)
29th The great garage debate. (15)
28th Another post with me droning on and on about how much I hate film photography. (2)
23rd I'm almost famous. (6)
23rd The one where I admit I'm totally sexist. (6)
20th Parenting and sleeping is like water and vinegar. (3)
17th Being naughty in the darkroom. (5)
14th Sunday Linky Love. (1)
13th Drag Queens and Memes. (2)
8th Things that go bump in the night. (6)
7th Football has gotten so risque. (1)
7th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
3rd I guess the joke is on me. But I don't find it very funny.. (6)
2nd I'm just a bill. Sitting here on Capitol Hill.. (8)

August 2008

31st Sunday Linky Love. (0)
28th First day of college...again. (3)
27th Turning in my Super mom uniform. (4)
25th The wind on my scallop. (4)
24th Sunday Linky Love (double edition). (3)
22nd How I spent my back-to-school vacation. (1)
21st Why do organizations need to be such drama queens?. (7)
20th MADD makes me so mad. (5)
19th What'd you do at work today? Nothing.. (1)
18th Back-to-school can be so exhausting. (2)
16th Can't blog. Too busy channel surfing.. (0)
14th Today's public service announcement is brought to you by US Cellular. (0)
13th Random thoughts from the waterpark. (5)
12th You know you're a child of the 80's when.... (7)
10th Sunday Linky Love. (4)
9th I Fought Vonage and I Won. (3)
5th Another year older. (6)
3rd Sunday Linky Love. (3)
2nd Didn't your mama teach you manners?. (4)

July 2008

31st First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes Taco Bell.. (2)
30th Atlanta may be too rich for me. (4)
28th Hi, my name is Cranky Ms. Crankypants. (2)
27th Sunday Linky Love. (1)
26th Thankfully we've captured it on film for all to see. (2)
23rd Getting brave by graduation. (1)
23rd Vonage stole .57 right from my checking account. (4)
21st Is clean silverware seriously too much to ask for?. (5)
20th Sunday Linky Love (with a side of Thank You). (2)
19th I think this whole argument made me delusional. (2)
18th Foggy Albuterol brain. (2)
17th Some news and some whine. (3)
15th Does Wall-E hate fat people?. (4)
14th Pardon my fast food rant. It's late. And I'm hungry.*. (2)
13th Sunday Linky Love. (1)
12th Growing up right before my eyes. (5)
9th Can you *cough* hand me that *hack* fax please *sniffle*?. (3)
8th Always read the small print...or why I hate Vonage. (7)
7th Know what the best part of having kids is?. (2)
6th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
5th 4th of July family time. (0)
4th Vonage on crack. (1)
2nd Getting high at the hospital. (2)
1st A day of makeovers. (3)

June 2008

29th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
28th Wii are so fit. (3)
26th Arizona helping Iowans. (1)
26th Men are stubborn part 2. (0)
24th Sunday Linky Love on, um, Tuesday. (4)
23rd Weekend exhaustion, or Why my Sunday Linky Love is late. (0)
23rd And the winner is..... (1)
21st Should a woman be able to use fertility treatments to get pregnant if she already has kids?. (6)
17th Why are men so darn stubborn?. (5)
16th Next thing you know I'll be giving him razor blades to play with. (6)
15th Sunday Linky Love: The Iowa Flood Edition. (3)
14th Help a mom out. (8)
14th Just when you think it can't get any worse...it does. (5)
11th Turn around, don't drown. (4)
11th We interrupt this Working Wednesday for my birthday (& a contest for you). (15)
10th Discussing cervical cancer with Hairspray's Marissa Jarot Winokur. (4)
8th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
6th How to pick a husband according to a second grader. (3)
4th Do parents wear scarlet letters at work?. (3)
2nd Life and death in one day. (1)
1st Blogger Tattoo Quiz. (4)
1st Sunday Linky Love. (4)

May 2008

31st He's just like me, unfortunately. (3)
28th Being the breadwinner can ruin your marriage?. (11)
27th Diversity training discriminates against homophobes. (5)
26th It's the little things in life. (5)
25th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
23rd The Working Woman's Pregnancy Guide by Marjorie Greenfield, M.D.. (3)
22nd My baby is so good to me. (2)
21st My whole body aches. Even my fingers hurt.. (9)
21st People at work are trying to kill me. (0)
20th United can bite me. (1)
19th Celebrating 38 years on Earth by doing every day chores. Fun!. (1)
18th Sunday Linky Love (actually on Sunday this week). (3)
16th There's nowhere to hide in a Frito Lay truck. (1)
15th Dirty duck. (7)
14th Where in the world is Christine?. (0)
14th Are working mother's less reliable?. (1)
13th My baby is six. (1)
12th ~~Sunday~~ Monday Linky Love. (4)
10th Proof we don't spank. (3)
8th Next thing you know I'll be going to bed in full makeup and my prettiest thong. (2)
6th Saturday night in pictures. (2)
4th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
2nd The girl with black hair (or lessons adults can learn from kids). (2)
2nd Birth order is obviously by the number of photos taken. (2)

April 2008

30th The end of the day shuffle. (4)
29th How I know it's Spring. (5)
27th Sunday Linky Love. (1)
25th What do a small alien phoning home, John Travolta in skimpy shorts and a big yellow bird have in common?. (2)
23rd Buying something just for me. (5)
23rd Pour myself a cup of ambition. (1)
22nd Sweet 16 and never been kissed...right?. (5)
21st She loves me so. (0)
20th Sunday Linky Love. (0)
18th How I met Bob, and other secrets I'll never tell my kids. (2)
17th Love Thursday April 17, 2008. (3)
16th What has the world come to?. (4)
15th Cat fights at the soccer game. (4)
13th Sunday Linky Love. (6)
11th Either I'm old or Old Navy needs to rethink their fashions. (15)
10th Mrs. Reagen always said, "Just Say No". (4)
9th The Cure for Modern Life by Lisa Tucker. (3)
8th Mr. Blackwells Worst Parenting List. (3)
6th Sunday Linky Love. (7)
5th The park is no place for children. (3)
4th What Not to Say, the stepmom edition. (1)
3rd Healthy Child Healthy World: Creating a cleaner, greener, safer home. (1)

March 2008

31st Imagine how I'll be when these kids go off to college. (6)
30th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
27th Love Thursday March 27, 2008. (3)
26th No job for you pregnant girl. (10)
25th One foot in my crazy world and one foot in the real world. It's a start.. (4)
24th Everything I need to know I learned from the History channel. (5)
23rd Finding humor in gas station signs. (1)
23rd Sunday Linky Love. (2)
23rd The things we do for our kids...like stay up until 3am to hide Easter eggs. (0)
22nd Where were you when.... (2)
19th Love Thursday March 20, 2008. (10)
19th The mom debate never ends. (4)
16th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
15th My love list. (2)
13th Love Thursday March 13, 2008. (1)
12th Finding Childcare (part 2). (1)
12th Thank goodness we don't live in Connecticut. (1)
11th Many of my firsts. (6)
10th I thought it was a math lesson, but then it went terribly wrong. (7)
9th Sunday Linky Love. (1)
8th The Favorite Meme. (4)
6th Love Thursday March 6, 2008. (4)
5th Finding Childcare (part 1). (0)
4th Cooking with Bean. (4)
2nd Sunday Linky Love. (3)
1st Letter to my body. (4)

February 2008

29th Awards, awards, everywhere...and a meme. (8)
28th Love Thursday 02/28/2007. (5)
27th A simple cure for writer's block. (5)
26th And then I peed my pants. (3)
25th Thank You!. (0)
25th Weather By Numbers. (4)
24th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
22nd Being a bad mommy. (7)
20th Turns out I'm not a heartless bitch after all. (8)
19th Mental Note: Scrub shower every morning. (3)
18th Screw you Father Winter. (3)
17th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
15th Love in the second grade. (1)
14th Love Thursday: February 14, 2008. (6)
13th Bug Bites. (0)
11th How'd I get so lucky to get such a sweet little boy. (5)
10th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
7th Love Thursday: February 7, 2008. (6)
6th Now where did I put my snowshoes?. (4)
5th I blame the school for these dark circles under my eyes. (6)
4th Locking my keys...um, I mean your keys in your car. (6)
3rd I'm walking for a cure. (26)
3rd Sunday Linky Love. (4)
2nd Making mama proud. (1)

January 2008

31st Love Thursday: January 31, 2007. (4)
30th Reason #4826 why I love my husband. (9)
28th Making a good first impression. (7)
26th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
26th More insanity from the "church". (6)
24th Just because you call yourself a church doesn't make it true. (6)
23rd Don't make fun of my fearless moment. (2)
21st A little pathetic begging. (6)
20th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
19th It's been four days since my last post.... (3)
15th Work snafus. (5)
14th That's enough hugging, woman. (5)
13th Sunday Linky Love. (2)
12th Sex kills. (2)
10th It's all Steve's fault. (1)
8th Christmas is officially over. (2)
6th Sunday Linky Love. (3)
4th Leave Kevin Alone. (2)
3rd I'm cheating on my blog. (3)
3rd Where will I shop now that Target's breaking my heart?. (2)
1st This is how old people party. (3)

December 2007

31st Recapping 2007. (1)
30th Adding a little texture to our lives. (1)
29th I'm such an old lady I almost broke a hip sledding. (1)
28th You know your a blogger when.... (2)
27th Wii are having so much fun. (4)
25th Merry Christmas!. (1)
24th And our toe socks were hung from our feet with care. (0)
24th I still believe. (0)
22nd Do you ever find that the conversation goes differently in your head?. (2)
20th We're having a redneck Christmas. (1)
19th Sharing Christmas. (2)
18th Taking the perfect Christmas card photo. (2)
17th The Middle Name Meme. (1)
13th And the winner is..... (2)
12th What did I do before the internet?. (2)
11th Love notes. (3)
10th Creating a buzz. (0)
9th One more reason I love my husband. (3)
7th Christine and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad two days in a row . (2)
6th Christine and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. (1)
5th Fab Girls Book Giveaway. (26)
5th Thankfully Dad didn't teach me how to swim. (1)
3rd I might love it even more than I love my kids*. (4)
2nd Do you want her autograph?. (0)

November 2007

30th I did it. (2)
29th Scoring a touchdown in the last four seconds of the basketball game. (2)
28th Do stay-at-home moms need a full-time nanny?. (19)
27th Fighting eight year old style. (3)
26th Toe socks for everyone. (2)
25th Why does this always happen right before a big event?. (2)
24th Partying like it's 1995. (1)
23rd You can keep your 0 TVs. I'm staying in bed.. (2)
22nd Happy Thanksgiving. (2)
21st A little dirt never hurt ya. (0)
20th View from the bathtub. (1)
19th Keeping warm in the man cave. (0)
18th Next year we're just ordering pizza and renting a movie for our anniversary. (4)
17th Is there a 12 step program for blogging?. (4)
16th We are a cheese and bean burrito. (1)
15th I'm so uncool, or whatever the kids are calling it these days. (4)
14th 10 things I remember about our wedding on our 10th anniversary. (4)
13th Showing your love with a fruit basket. (4)
12th And Santa giggled like a school girl as he drove out of sight. (1)
11th The Millennials are coming. (3)
10th Embarrassing myself on the internet. (0)
9th Let's all hold hands in protest. (4)
8th 22 days to go and already pulling out the sock photos. (3)
7th What can sleep do for you?. (5)
6th What's in your pocket?. (3)
5th 50% of you will bail before you even finish reading this title. (3)
4th Do you think they'll notice the egg shells in their pie?. (0)
3rd Just another night at the theatre. NOT!. (1)
2nd Friday Flashback: My Very First Apartment. (2)
1st Sharpening my pencil (or umm...keyboard) for NaBloPoMo. (2)

October 2007

31st Forcing my kids to trick-or-treat. (2)
30th There are still some good people left in the world. (0)
29th I swear I'm not trying to be controversial. (4)
27th Visiting every pumpkin patch in town. (3)
23rd It's my party and I'll swear if I want to. (3)
21st We went to the pumpkin patch and all we got was dirty. (1)
19th I wanted to hide in Corduroy's pocket. (1)
18th When I was a kid all we got from the nurse's office was a band-aid. (6)
17th Caleb's early comedy career. (5)
16th On the road to recovery. (3)
14th Sugar and spice and everything nice vs. snips and snails and puppy dog tails. (0)
13th For the love of all things holy, what have I done?. (2)
11th Hanging on to this rope of life by the thinnest of threads. (6)
9th Doing a little baking. (7)
8th How to get your husband to clean the garage. (7)
7th Starting young with the co-ed sleepover. (1)
6th Our first audition. (3)
5th Friday Flashback: Growing Up Isn't Easy. (1)
4th Celebrating 8 years of twinhood. (4)
3rd How do you train a cat to stay indoors?. (4)
2nd I'll tell the weather man where he can put that tornado. (5)
1st Joke of the day. (2)

September 2007

28th Who knew beasts could free your soul?. (0)
27th Just chillin' and eating some pencils. (1)
26th Staying in shape is so overrated. (0)
25th A sign from God. (2)
24th Making my mark on the dating scene. (2)
22nd I have cancer - love Grandpa. (5)
21st I'm gonna get you sucka. (0)
20th Can't blog. Too busy making crazy laptop love.. (3)
19th Now where's my caffeine and donuts?. (2)
17th I think Steve Jobs reads my blog. (3)
15th Lessons on how to be a true procrastinator. (5)
14th I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. (3)
13th Maybe if my pills were in the shape of Brad Pitt I'd take them every day. (2)
11th Who let the old lady in the classroom?. (2)
10th The great underwear search. (4)
7th An altercation, a phone call from the principal, police involvement...and that was just the first 60 minutes of my day. (8)
5th An actual day in my crazy life. (0)
5th When it comes to custody we are still living in the dark ages. (2)
4th Wake me when class is over. (0)
3rd Way too much labor for one day. (1)
2nd This is why we never go out. (2)

August 2007

31st See, I sometimes watch the news. (2)
30th How can you poop with your shoes on?. (1)
29th How to annoy me reason #458. (3)
27th College is a lot like junior high. (1)
23rd I AM the keyblade master. (0)
20th Kick it like Caleb. (1)
18th No longer a baby. Not yet a man.. (4)
16th Just pass me my name tag with 'cold heartless bitch' written on it. (3)
15th At least there's one reason to be thankful they're now all in school. (2)
14th Do you know where I can get a red 3 prong plastic folder (not a binder)?. (2)
13th Class reunions: the cure for high self-esteem. (1)
10th Pick up lines that don't work. (1)
9th There ain't no blurbs here. (0)
6th Everything I learned about hair dye I learned in the 80's. (0)
5th It's official. He's a teenager.. (1)
2nd This is why I never leave the house. (0)

July 2007

31st I'll tell you where Dick can surgically implant that boot. (1)
31st Smot Poker*. (0)
30th Can't you just feel the love?. (0)
29th Boating without ever leaving the dock. (0)
28th Arrr, ye matey. (1)
25th Light up and go directly to jail. Do not pass go. Do not collect 0.. (3)
23rd Thirty minutes of my life I'll never get back. (3)
20th Lions and tigers and bears, oh my. (1)
19th Thank God my mom keeps alcohol in her house. (3)
18th Do not eat while reading this post. You've been warned.. (3)
17th Does the electric company take bribes?. (0)
16th Review: Lost and Found. (2)
15th Falling in love with Pizza Hut all over again. (7)
13th CHBM Photo Friday: Summer Time. (2)
13th When fifteen minutes makes a big difference. (0)
12th Sibling Love Thursday. (0)
11th Tales from a cranky sinusitis patient. (4)
8th You know the dungeon. Where all the ball players hang out.. (0)
7th Swimming with the fishes. (2)
7th I heart Jeff Bezos. (1)
5th Thursday Thirteen #35: Things to do when it's raining. (3)
4th The rockets red glare. (1)
2nd Why I don't shop at Best Buy. (5)

June 2007

30th What is it with guys and things blowing up?. (1)
30th Gettin' all snooty at the Sailboat Regatta. (0)
28th Who knew ducks could jump?. (3)
27th Sleep on now, and take your rest. (2)
26th Review: The 24-Hour Pharmacist. (2)
25th I feel like shit. How are you today?. (2)
22nd Way too smart for his own good. (5)
21st Thursday Thirteen #34: Water games. (3)
20th Death by art. (0)
19th Review: The Naked Roommate. (0)
18th No touchy. (5)
18th Father's Day fun in the sun. (0)
17th Science is working against us. (0)
17th Conversations about love at seven years old. (1)
15th This hurts me more than it hurts you. (0)
15th It's not about the nutrition. It's about the lawsuit.. (0)
14th Thursday Thirteen #33: My birth. (3)
14th So now it's Kellogg's fault your kid is fat?. (3)
12th It's officially summer. (1)
12th Not even the scary thought of putting on a bathing suit will stop me from enjoying that pool. (2)
11th 33 things from 33 years ago. (3)
10th Review: Extreme Monsters Battling Bigfoot. (0)
8th The downside of working from home. (2)
7th Thursday Thirteen #32: Things to do at the park. (7)
7th Win 6 months of FREE Netflix. (0)
6th Having way too much fun in the shower. (0)
6th Who's your secret crush?. (2)
6th As I accept my Franklin DVD I'd like to thank all those who believed in me. (0)
5th Are you supposed to have this much fun at school?. (1)
5th Unveiling a new style. (2)
3rd The mummy wars. (0)
3rd Skyler's big night[s]. (0)
1st Mommyhood in the workplace. (1)

May 2007

31st Brokeback 1st grade field trip. (0)
31st Thursday Thirteen #31: Summer Activities You Can Do In Your Own Yard. (6)
30th Give me a 'P.' Give me an 'A.' Give me an 'R, E, N, T.' What's that spell? PARENT!. (1)
27th Who taught that kid sarcasm?. (1)
26th At least I know he's learning something. (2)
25th Review: Greetingflix.com. (1)
23rd Making the move from preschool to kindergarten. (4)
21st Whatever happened to celebrating our uniqueness?. (6)
20th Why does working out have to be so much work?. (0)
19th On his way to 40!. (1)
17th How I know he's The One. (3)
16th Reason #416 why I know I'm getting old. (2)
14th How was you're Mother's Day?. (0)
13th Actually you're an old man. (2)
12th My baby is five. (1)
10th If I'm this freaked about a 4 A.M. MySpace conversation imagine what a basket case I'll be when he starts actually kissing girls. (4)
7th Zoom, zoom, zoom. (0)
5th Now where did I put the band-aids?. (4)
3rd I met Jon Bon Jovi. (2)
1st Something just for me. (5)

April 2007

29th I'm...too...tired...to make it up the stairs. (5)
28th Slacker mom no more. (0)
27th My fearless moment. (4)
25th It's been three days since my last post. (3)
22nd Happy Birthday Justis!. (7)
21st Just in case you didn't get enough soccer pictures last weekend. (1)
20th Gimme the check. (0)
20th When did running become a bad thing?. (1)
17th Not one of my finest moments. (0)
17th Praying for the Virginia Tech community and their families. (1)
16th Has public speaking ever killed somebody?. (2)
15th Cause there's no such thing as too much soccer. (1)
14th Is it summer yet?. (0)
12th Kindergarten Roundup in pictures. (5)
10th Happy Easter [a few days late]. (4)
6th It could be worse. It could be the "other" kind of gas.. (3)
5th The Easter Bunny even visits the soldiers. (0)
4th Keeping up the tradition. (0)
2nd Next thing I know I'll be dropping him off at college. (1)

March 2007

31st Prince Charming?. (0)
30th I had nothing to write about today, but then there was a knock on the door.. (2)
29th The sense of smell is way overrated anyway. (0)
27th Where's my Calgon?. (11)
24th If only I had a clone. (0)
23rd Reasoning with a teenager. (3)
22nd She likes me, she really likes me. (8)
20th If I owned any black clothes I'd be wearing them now. (0)
18th Contact. (0)
17th I went to the St. Patrick's Day parade and all I got were dog treats. (1)
14th I've heard of dine and dash, but birth and dash?. (4)
13th I heart the ground hog. (2)
13th Since we're on the subject of weddings. (0)
12th Self-portrait Monday. (0)
11th Wedding bliss, a meme. (1)
10th Broken toe version 2.0. (1)
9th The right kind of praise. (2)
7th I wrote a best selling essay and all I got was carpal tunnel. (2)
6th Binge drinking. (1)
5th Outsource parenting. (3)
5th Things that are getting on my nerves today. (1)
3rd Let the teenage years begin. (6)
1st A U, gimme back my gold watch. (6)

February 2007

28th I bet he doesn't pay child support either. (4)
27th Mom's Law. (2)
26th Review: Educational software, books and games for the kids. (3)
25th Where's Thomas Edison when we need him?. (0)
24th The new Ice Age. (1)
22nd And the judge ruled. (2)
22nd Thursday Thirteen #30 : Anna Nicole Smith. (5)
21st A night of berry dog farts. (2)
20th Danger: Lots of whining ahead. You may want to turn back now.. (2)
18th Review: Monitoring your kids online with PC Pandora. (4)
17th I'm a "self person". (0)
16th God's watching you. (2)
15th Thursday Thirteen #29: My Favorite Things. (3)
14th Happy Freaking Valentine's Day to me. (2)
14th Happy Valentine's Day!. (1)
13th A Valentine Tattoo. (1)
11th Death of a Snowman. (2)
9th What was your most memorable Valentine's Day gift?. (3)
8th Co-ed Sleepovers for tweens...why are we even having this discussion?. (10)
7th Some Follow Ups. (0)
4th Just when I thought I was getting out of watching the Super Bowl. (3)
3rd Fighting the big pork fight*. (2)
2nd Apparently my furnace hates me. (1)
1st Thursday Thirteen #28: Before I Die. (4)

January 2007

31st Open Letter to Winter. (2)
30th Why I don't watch the news. (2)
30th Bedtime Banter. (2)
28th How are you're New Year's resolutions going?. (3)
27th Drinking Suburban Bliss style. (7)
26th Having "snow" much fun. (0)
25th Thursday Thirteen #27: Body Parts. (7)
22nd This is what they're teaching me in school. (4)
20th The difference between day and night. (2)
19th I'm not weird. You're weird.. (4)
18th Is friendship and motherhood like oil and vinegar or is it more of a good mixed drink?. (1)
15th Dinner table talk. (1)
15th Still playing in the snow. (2)
14th We finally have snow. (2)
13th Sir Mix Alot is stalking me. (3)
11th Part of the fairy benefits program. (2)
9th The good stuff. (3)
8th Since we're talking about words you shouldn't say. (0)
8th If he'll do that for a dollar, what will he do for ten?. (1)
7th Dear Britney,. (2)
5th All the kids are doing it. (0)
4th I'm literally leaking brains. (62)
2nd A New Year fairy tale. (3)
1st The dreaded New Year resolutions. (1)
1st Looking back on 2006. (1)

December 2006

31st Happy New Year!. (0)
30th When I'm famous you'll be all 'I remember when...'. (2)
29th Shouldn't there be a training class for this?. (2)
28th Thursday Thirteen #26: Christmas Carols. (7)
27th Who knew a trip to the movies could be so eventful. (1)
26th Z is for ZZZzzzzz..... (1)
25th Y is for Yule. (1)
25th Merry Christmas!. (0)
24th X is for eXcitement!. (1)
23rd W is for Wishes. (0)
22nd V is for Virginia. (1)
21st U is for Underwear. (0)
21st Thursday Thirteen #25: Christmas Movie Trivia. (1)
20th T is for Tree. (0)
19th S is for Snowflakes. (2)
19th Remember when yellow light just meant 'slow down and prepare to stop?'. (0)
18th R is for Reindeer. (1)
18th Her eyes are so pretty they shine. (0)
17th Q is for Quiz. (0)
16th P is for Petit Fours. (0)
15th Links link [cracks me up every time]. (0)
15th O is for Overdo and Overwhelming. (1)
15th Since we're on the subject of naughty and nice..... (1)
14th N is for Naughty and Nice. (0)
13th M is for Mistletoe. (1)
13th Correcting Dear Abby. (1)
12th L is for Letters to Santa. (0)
11th K is for Kris Kringle. (0)
11th There's more to Iowa than corn. (0)
11th J is for Jolly. (2)
10th Something to do in your spare time. (2)
9th I is for Illumination. (0)
9th Archives. (0)
9th Bobby the Movie. (0)
9th H is for Home. (0)
8th G is for the Green. (3)
7th Thursday Thirteen #24: Classic Christmas Shows. (9)
7th F is for Frosty. (0)
6th E is Elf. (0)
4th D is for Decorations. (0)
3rd C is for Candy Canes. (0)
3rd The lights are up. (2)
2nd B is for Bows. (0)
1st A is for Aromas. (2)

November 2006

30th Thursday Thirteen #23: Holiday Songs. (8)
30th I did it!. (1)
29th Dreaming of hot chocolate. (0)
28th In today's performance, the role of stepmom will be played by you. (3)
27th He's remarried. Now what?. (0)
26th Remembering Grandpa. (1)
25th I'm a hard core criminal. (1)
24th Let the shopping frenzy begin. (0)
23rd Caught ~~red~~ white handed. (3)
23rd One more moment I'm thankful for. (0)
23rd Thursday Thirteen #22: Thankful. (4)
23rd Happy Thanksgiving!. (1)
22nd Damn her for making me blog about her two times in two months. (6)
21st Some Thanksgiving Fun. (0)
21st Me and my grandma. (0)
20th Adding parent to my resume. (1)
19th Dinner talk. (1)
18th Farewell BJ. (0)
17th We'll just call them man pads. (2)
16th Love Thursday. (1)
16th Thursday Thirteen #21: My husband. (7)
15th Shame on you Delta!. (5)
14th Happy Anniversary to me. (2)
13th We all make mistakes. (2)
12th Gobble Gobble. (1)
11th Struggling to survive NaBloPoMo. (4)
10th Today's Gossip. (4)
9th Thursday Thirteen #20 : My Roles. (10)
8th This is me getting all political and stuff. (1)
8th Tag, I'm it. (0)
7th Is there a point where the doctor gives you a frequent visit discount?. (1)
6th I've still got it. (0)
5th The Next Rachel Ray. (1)
4th We won. (1)
4th I hope this isn't a sign of how my whole weekend's going to go. (1)
3rd In Today's News. (1)
2nd Thursday Thirteen #19: Excuses. (3)
1st Here I go ranting again. (2)
1st Campaigning for your vote!. (1)

October 2006

31st Happy Halloween!. (6)
31st It could happen to you. (3)
30th More Halloween Memories. (0)
29th Halloween x2. (0)
27th Back when they were three. (2)
26th Still mourning. (0)
26th Apparently I'm trendy. (1)
25th Should've know better. (2)
23rd Calling in sick to ~~work~~ blog. (5)
20th Some funny in the middle of my sniffling. (2)
18th It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy. (1)
17th Put down the remote and back away from the TV. (0)
16th Should I bring him roses?. (6)
14th When you gotta go, you gotta go. (2)
12th The "S" word. (5)
12th Thursday Thirteen #18: Photos. (19)
11th Growing up way too fast. (1)
9th Life lessons. (3)
9th And then they were seven. (2)
7th Even more chocolately fun...and I don't even like chocolate.. (1)
7th Miss Shell. (0)
5th Thursday Thirteen #17 : Twins. (9)
4th Happy Birthday Skyler & Spencer!. (2)
4th The things I do for my ~~six~~ seven-year-olds. (2)
3rd Mother of the Year...NOT!. (0)
3rd Facing the old age facts. (2)
1st See, I told you so. (0)
1st That depends on your definition of is...I mean my.. (0)

September 2006

29th Sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it". (4)
28th Thursday Thirteen #16 : Travel. (8)
28th Preparing for the party. (2)
27th Our own amusement park attraction. (1)
27th More examples of my procrastination addiction. (1)
26th Peeking out the closet door. (2)
25th Shopping therapy doesn't come cheap. (2)
22nd Helpful (?!?) advice for those who've found my site through a Google search. (1)
21st Thursday Thirteen #15: Grey's Anatomy. (13)
20th Black and blue and swollen all over. (3)
19th Our trip to Great America in pictures. (0)
18th Classic Rock?. (2)
16th Moving along with Operation Renovation. (0)
14th Andy Dick is...well...a dick. (1)
13th Some randomness from my snot filled head. (4)
12th Out Sick. (4)
10th Remembering Philip D. Miller. (6)
9th And then we had a dance-off. (0)
7th Thursday Thirteen #14: Things I Like About Myself. (7)
6th Do you have 12" subs in your car?. (1)
5th I'm being spammed by my school. (0)
5th Speaking of TV. (2)
4th I blame TV. (1)
2nd Cheerleading, football and rants, oh my!. (2)

August 2006

31st Thursday Thirteen #13: Jobs. (2)
30th Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. (5)
29th Why can't we all just get along?. (2)
28th Home Alone [the Bean Family version]. (0)
25th What made Steve Forbes issue an apology?. (2)
25th Here my rebel yell. (7)
24th Thursday Thirteen #12: OCD. (14)
23rd Hitch your wagon to a star in the Sky[ler]. (0)
21st Trying to fit a week's worth of stuff in to one Monday. (2)
20th Procrastination Fun!. (2)
17th Another brick in the wall. (2)
17th What do you think?. (0)
17th Thursday Thirteen #11: My fridge. (22)
16th And then there was one. (0)
16th I know I'm going to kick myself for admitting this out loud, but.... (2)
14th We're all back to normal.... (2)
13th Home again. (1)
12th Things said tonight that sound dirty, but aren't. (1)
12th Where were you?. (2)
11th The one were I get all political again. (0)
10th It's Thursday again?. (1)
8th Like mother, like son. (3)
7th The importance of choosing a good IM name. (1)
5th Happy Birthday Keaton!. (2)
4th Lots of Love for Locks of Love. (5)
3rd I survived registration....barely. (1)
3rd Thursday Thirteen #10: Keaton. (23)
2nd School hasn't even started yet and I'm already worn out. (3)
1st The sad state of education. (1)
1st This is why men need lists. (0)

July 2006

30th Kitty 911. (2)
28th Having a blonde moment. (1)
28th So easy, even babies can do it. (1)
28th I'm a blogging chick. (1)
27th Thursday Thirteen #9: Schools Out!. (13)
27th How to disappoint a girl in one night. (2)
24th Fond memories of the theatre. (2)
22nd Won't you remember with me?. (3)
21st One room down.... (0)
20th Thursday Thirteen #8: Books. (22)
19th Wook at these wittle, itty, bitty toes. (0)
16th And the battle began. (0)
15th My husband's a bigger nerd than yours. (3)
15th Pampering ourselves. (0)
14th My Old Man. (0)
13th Thursday Thirteen #7: Fourth of July. (8)
13th Tutor or Tooter. (1)
12th Going through withdrawal. (0)
10th I'm surrounded by young people. (2)
8th Oops...what happened to Thursday?. (0)
4th We just can't get enough of these family gatherings. (1)
3rd Reunited And It Feels So Good. (1)
1st What do concussions, flooding and well-done meat have to do with each other?. (0)

June 2006

30th Learning new words. (2)
29th Lighting up the night at the balloon glow. (3)
29th Thursday Thirteen #6: 13 Photos of Me. (27)
28th Give me my pillow and blankie. (1)
28th Let there be paint. (0)
27th Our dirty little secret. (0)
26th The evolution of being carded. (0)
25th Being very proper at the boat regatta. (1)
24th You know you're old when.... (0)
24th So creamy it's almost fattening. (1)
23rd Keaton's Home!!!. (0)
22nd Thursday Thirteen #5: Keaton's Trip to Colorado. (17)
19th Keaton's Travel Log - Day 2. (1)
18th More Sex Talk. (1)
18th Live Performance, Tonight Only!. (1)
17th Keaton's Travel Log - Day One. (1)
16th The adventures of Spencer's lost tooth. (0)
16th Marketing at its finest. (1)
15th Thursday Thirteen #4: What I did on my birthday. (24)
14th All work and no play. (1)
12th Family of dorks. (2)
12th 32 things I've accomplished in 32 years. (1)
11th Premature pity party over. (0)
10th You're invited to my pity party. (1)
10th Crazy Cat Lady. (1)
8th Breaking bread with the ducks. (1)
8th Thursday Thirteen #3: My 13 Favorite Foods. (17)
7th Please don't call the authorities. (0)
6th Meet Bandit and Bella. (1)
5th Academic excellence. (1)
3rd Another year another blog post. (0)
2nd Everything I need to know about relationships I learned from The Breakup. (1)
2nd As the OCD Turns. (0)
1st Thursday Thirteen #2: Summer. (19)

May 2006

30th On a rampage again [a.k.a. Washington Mutual Sucks]. (62)
30th Pulling pigtails. (0)
29th Apparently being a criminal does pay. (0)
28th Introducing our new family member. (1)
28th Spencer and his words. (0)
26th I'm the King of the World. (0)
25th Thursday Thirteen #1: Favorite TV Shows. (5)
23rd If TV doesn't get me, the caffeine will. (0)
22nd Give the girl a break. (0)
21st Thanks to TV I'm dying a slow, painful death. (0)
21st See you next year. (0)
20th How old men party. (0)
19th Happy Birthday Old Man!. (0)
18th In today's news.... (0)
17th Riding in to the sunset...or grass. (0)
17th The difference between boys and girls. (1)
16th Just say "no" to the recess ban. (3)
14th Speaking of fish. (0)
14th My Mother's Day gifts. (0)
13th A party so nice we did it twice. (0)
13th Getting crazier every day. (0)
12th Happy Birthday Caleb!. (1)
10th Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. (1)
9th Gonna party like it's 1999...or something like that. (0)
8th Ummm....did I ask for your opinion?. (1)
5th Swinging from the rafters on a caffeine high. (2)
3rd The more things change, the more they remain...insane.. (0)
1st April Showers bring May Flowers?. (0)

April 2006

29th Spencer's Big Moment. (0)
29th Sleeping In. (1)
28th The word of the day is...STRESS!. (0)
25th The Great Paying for Grades Debate. (1)
23rd Holding God's Hands. (0)
22nd Happy 14th Birthday Justis!. (0)
21st This one time...in Chicago. (0)
19th Where have I been?. (0)
15th My letter to big bad Sequoia driving man. (0)
14th Conversations from the road. (0)
13th Traveling. (0)
12th How to freak your kids out.... (1)
9th These are our children's role models. (0)
8th Turning in to a man. (1)
7th Living with a preteen. (0)
5th Excuse me while I nibble on my nails. (0)
4th Sitting cross-legged doing yoga....in front of the TV. (0)
1st Lesson 1: No sex talk when the kids are in the room. (1)

March 2006

31st Making small talk. (0)
29th My anxiety level has been increased to a red alert. (1)
28th Did you call me a stripper you mother ffffing ho?. (3)
27th Who knew parenting would be this hard. (1)
26th Like life, baseball is so unfair. (0)
26th Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick. (0)
25th Can you hear me now?. (0)
24th The Many Faces of Skyler. (2)
23rd Remember when I was sane? Yeah, neither do I.. (1)
22nd All a girl wants is a little romance. (0)
21st I don't know about the learnin' but the pizza's sure good. (0)
20th A funny thing happened on the way home from church yesterday. (2)
19th My fairy tale is ending. (1)
18th Lessons learned while making monkey bread. (0)
18th No, I don't owe you money and I don't want to buy your product. (1)
17th My Adventures at the Patrick and Spongebob Parade. (1)
16th Tomorrow's Patrick and Spongebob Parade. (0)
15th Postcards from vacation. (0)
14th George Washington vs. Uncle Sam. (0)
13th Burger King charbroiled themselves a little too long. (1)
12th Morbid Love. (1)
10th Counting down to Spring Break. (0)
9th Flipping my middle finger at American Idol. (0)
8th Best Oprah Quote Ever. (0)
4th Today's small miracle. (0)
2nd Stop with the Mommy Wars. (0)
1st I remember when.... (0)

February 2006

28th You wish you had my presentation skills. (0)
27th Bring on the Prozac. (1)
26th The Cosby Show Mystery. (2)
22nd So many jackasses, so little time. (1)
21st Tripping Up in Manhattan. (3)
20th The Chore War. (2)
17th "Get the hell out of my house in Jesus' name I pray" and other Christian quotes. (1)
16th Skyler's Snow Day. (0)
14th Happy Valentine's Day!. (1)
13th Making it all better. (0)
12th On my way to a heart attack. (0)
11th Stop the Insanity. (1)
10th Survivor's Guilt. (0)
9th Skyler's Young Suitor. (0)
8th Why my posting has become so erratic recently [or Open Letter to the Youngins]. (2)
6th What they forgot to teach in those 6th grade sex ed classes. (3)
5th To Thine Own Self Be True....I mean, unless you're a gay man in the Christian lifestyle. (0)
3rd You know you live in an exciting city when..... (0)
2nd Who's the boss?. (0)

January 2006

31st How to survive a speech 101. (1)
30th High School Already?!?. (0)
30th But the Tooth Fairy's a union member honey. (2)
27th What's all the hub bub?. (0)
24th Too Cool To Blog?. (0)
23rd My Little Big Man. (0)
21st Shut up already. (0)
20th Regrets?. (0)
18th I'm just never satisfied. (0)
18th Proving me wrong. (0)
17th The 30-Year-Old Student. (2)
17th Let that be a lesson to you. (1)
16th I Curse Mondays. (1)
13th Keeping them safe one contract at a time. (1)
11th Oh No You Didn't. (3)
10th I Have News. (0)
9th Early Pep Talks. (0)
8th Stop it with the Mr. Mom!. (3)
7th And that just proves that girls ARE better then boys. (0)
6th Aaaarrrggghhhh!. (0)
5th Swimming in the deep abyss of my own self pity. (0)
4th Say yes if you're tired of automated run arounds. (0)
4th Phlew **tongue out, spit flying**. (0)
3rd To be educated or not to be educated. That is the question.. (0)
2nd One Last Christmas . (0)
2nd Too smart for his own good. (0)
1st Happy New Year!. (1)

December 2005

31st 2006 New Year Resolutions. (0)
30th Christmas Memory #9 -- Caleb's First Christmas. (0)
30th Christmas Memory #8 -- Skyler & Spencer's First Christmas. (0)
29th Christmas Memory #7 -- Keaton's First Christmas. (0)
28th Christmas Memory #10 -- New Memories. (0)
27th Guess How I Spent My Day Today?. (0)
22nd Pets vs. Food. (0)
21st More Signs. (1)
21st Read the Sign. (0)
21st Christmas Memory #6 -- Sarcasm. (0)
21st Looking at the Bright Side. (0)
20th Christmas Memory #5 -- Santa's Drunk Years. (1)
19th Christmas Memory #4 -- Opening Presents at Grandma O's. (0)
18th Christmas Memory #3 -- Looking at Lights. (0)
17th It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. (0)
17th Christmas Memory #2 -- Decorating with Grandma. (0)
16th That's My Girl. (0)
16th Drunk Driving and the [almost] Single Guy. (0)
16th Christmas Memory #1 -- Soup. (0)
16th Trump's Big Mistake. (0)
15th In the Spirit of Christmas. (0)
13th Making My Decision Easy. (0)
11th Say What?!?. (0)
10th Freaks!. (0)
10th The New Bride and Groom. (0)
8th Guess What. (0)
7th Let's All Do the Sicken Dance. (0)
7th What's a girl to do?. (0)
4th Put this in your bad parenting pipe and smoke it. (0)
3rd Did they used to be twins?. (1)
1st Have you ever lost your kids?. (1)
1st Another reason to skip over toddlerhood. (0)
1st This is so true..... (0)

November 2005

27th Here's Some Birth Control For Ya. (0)
27th Justis' First Step in Faith. (0)
26th Perfected With Age. (0)
24th Happy Thanksgiving. (0)
24th My Thanksgiving Tradition. (0)
23rd Moral Convictions Causing Friction?. (0)
23rd Why my daughter is the sweetest girl ever!. (0)
23rd Green is not my color. (0)
22nd Hey Asshole! You're 15 minutes of fame are over.. (0)
20th 100 Things. (0)
20th Aren't We Cute?. (0)
18th Doggie Sign Language. (0)
14th Eight Years Ago Today. (0)
14th Just when I was going to get down and kiss the ground that Bank of America walks on.... (0)
11th One of those auburn jokes. (0)
9th My Little Lost Puppy...Lee?!?. (0)
7th Calgon Take Me Away. (0)
5th Is that your elbow in my side?. (0)
4th Stick it up your ass big business. (0)
3rd Staying Home Alone. (1)
1st Halloween Celebrations. (0)

October 2005

28th Ailment Insults Part 2. (1)
28th Ailment Insults. (1)
27th Reading is Fundamental. (1)
26th Do You Want A Fish?. (0)
23rd Love Thy Husband's Child. (0)
22nd Pumpkins, Pumpkins Everywhere. (0)
21st Killing the Skyler Germs. (0)
21st Vomitville. (0)
20th More Than Words. (0)
20th Toot Toot. (0)
19th Thank God for Little Girls. (0)
18th Don't make me write a strongly worded letter. (0)
16th We are the geek-iest family ever!. (0)
16th At least he still has 8 lives left. (0)
15th The Next Donatella Versace. (0)
13th My Very Own Tim "the Toolman" Taylor. (0)
13th She has snots in her hair. (0)
11th Family Feud - The "R" Rated Version. (0)
9th Are We There Yet?. (0)
7th Homecoming. (0)
5th Living At Home. (0)
4th Happy 6th Birthday Skyler & Spencer. (0)
3rd Exhaustion. (1)

September 2005

29th Her Evil Hairy Stepmonster Mole. (1)
28th So Creative She Could Be on Martha Stewart's Apprentice Only Not as Bitchy. (0)
28th The Worstest Day Ever. (0)
27th First Kiss. (1)
23rd Old Boyfriends. (0)
23rd No Stitches. (0)
18th Rememering.... (0)
15th Psalm 23. (0)
14th Mourning. (2)
13th In Memory Of.... (2)
12th Unconditional Love. (0)
11th New Firsts. (0)
10th More OWI Rants. (2)
8th Kanye's Comments Never Die. (0)
8th His Baby's Mama. (2)
8th The Government's In Our Cars. (0)
8th What's Bugging You?. (0)
5th Waiting To Exhale. (0)
5th Heartache. (0)
3rd American Tragedy. (0)

August 2005

30th Teenage Love. (1)
25th The Technology Boom. (0)
24th Fat Chick. (0)
22nd Soccer Stars. (0)
18th Hiding Out. (0)
18th Kindergarten . (1)
16th Sick & Tired of Being Sick & Tired. (0)
12th Help! Puberty is taking over my body.. (0)
10th The Real Me. (1)
5th Happy Birthday Keaton!. (1)
4th Two Days and Counting. (0)
4th Let the Fun Begin. (0)
3rd The Decision. (0)
2nd Every Thing I Need To Know I Learned From The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. (0)
2nd Moral Dilemma Part 2. (0)

July 2005

31st Moral Dilemma. (0)
28th Unanswered Prayers. (1)
23rd Obsess Much?. (0)
22nd About. (0)
22nd Cat Lover?. (0)
21st What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?. (0)
7th We All Make Mistakes. (0)
4th Happy Independence Day, America!. (0)
2nd Seventeenuplets. (0)
1st You Aint Gettin My Money. (0)

June 2005

28th Brit Speak. (0)
28th The Return Trip from Hell. (0)
28th Where the Wild Things Are. (0)
28th Gimme Some of Them Jewels. (0)
28th Me, a fugative?. (0)
28th Hakuna Matata. (0)
27th Solid as a Rock. (0)
25th It's a Jungle Out There. (2)
25th Gardening with the Queen. (0)
25th Swimming with the fishies. (0)
23rd We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming. (0)
23rd Pampered. (0)
22nd Sleeping Beauty. (0)
21st Homesick and other pains in the ass. (0)
21st I Just Wanna Grow Up...I'm NOT a Toy's R Us Kid. (0)
20th When will the bragging end?. (0)
20th We're Back!. (0)
15th Chillin' in London. (0)
11th I'm ~~leaving~~ left on a jet plane. (0)
8th More Shameless Self Promotion. (0)
7th Moving On. (0)
1st On the verge. (0)

May 2005

April 2005

30th The Championship Game. (0)
28th He Is His Father's Son. (0)
27th In Laws: Can't Live With 'Em, Can't Shoot 'Em. (0)
26th Hormones. (0)
20th Mystery. (0)
19th "THE" Talk. (1)
18th More Smoking Conversations. (1)
9th Traitor!. (0)
9th Smoking = Dead. (0)
9th Things I Heard At The Park. (0)
7th Got TV?. (0)
2nd Early Exhibitionist. (0)
1st Self Portrait Friday. (0)

March 2005

31st It Wasn't Me. (0)
20th Sunday School. (0)
20th In Other News. (0)
19th Growing Up Is Hard To Do. (0)
16th Puking and Other March Madness Fun. (0)
7th Eminem & Kim Possible. (0)

February 2005

January 2005

31st You Know You're Ghetto When.... (0)
29th Who's Smarter. (0)
26th Teens and Sex. (1)
25th New Family Members. (0)
23rd Selfish Mother?!?. (1)
18th Tender Moments. (0)
17th Honoring Martin Luther King Jr.. (0)
16th Insomnia. (0)
10th IM Etiquette. (0)
9th Dubya -- Kids Point Of View. (0)
7th Fear Factor Censorship. (0)
6th Too Techy?. (0)
3rd Babies & Drug Tests. (0)
3rd The Gall. (0)
1st We Survived. (0)
1st New Years Resolutions. (0)
1st Happy New Year. (0)

December 2004

31st Hawkeye Hell. (0)
31st Insanity. (0)
29th New Fishy Home. (0)
28th When the cookie crumbles..... (0)
27th Christmas Update. (0)
24th Christmas Carol Funny. (0)
23rd Christmas History. (0)
22nd Celebrating with friends. (0)
22nd Lori's Christmas Baby. (0)
21st Smarty Pants. (0)
21st Christmas Tree Insights. (0)
21st Scrooge. (1)
21st Lori's New Addition. (0)
19th Get out the shotgun. (0)
19th Lessons Companies Should Learn. (0)
19th Father/Son Battle. (0)
18th Kindergartener Jailed. (0)
18th More Christmas Tree Stories. (0)
17th All Time Low. (0)
16th Woo Hoo...No more Finals!!. (0)
15th Christmas Tree traditions. (1)
13th Exhausted. (0)
7th It's that time of year again.... (0)
4th Oprah Does It Again. (2)
1st Finals Week. (0)

November 2004

26th Together Again. (0)
25th Happy Thanksgiving!. (0)
24th The First Thanksgiving. (0)
21st What are you thankful for?. (0)
21st Email God?. (0)
20th Fifteen Minutes in the Life of a Toddler. (0)
19th Effort...and other conference discussions. (0)
17th More P2P Lawsuits. (0)
12th The Verdict Is In. (0)
11th The Importance of Family. (0)
11th Frivolous Lawsuits. (0)
3rd The Damn Election Is Over. (1)
1st Adorable. (0)

October 2004

28th My Final Comments on the Debates. (0)
27th John Kerry for President. (1)
27th More Debate Crap. (0)
26th Debate Recaps. (0)
18th CEO of the Year. (2)
10th Still Rockin' After All This Time. (0)
6th More Prep Time for Cheney. (0)
4th All Growed Up. (0)
2nd Parent Power Struggle. (0)

September 2004

24th The Spencer & Caleb Link. (0)
23rd Keaton's Praise. (0)
22nd Too Much Advice?. (0)
21st My Super Star. (0)
20th It's Her Prerogative. (1)
20th Allergies. (0)
19th The Nap. (0)
16th FU?. (5)
15th Eventful Day. (0)
14th I'm Officially Old. (0)
12th Another reason to vote. (3)
12th Even Santa Claus can't get a break. (0)
11th True Love. (1)
10th Early Political Career. (0)
9th 'R' Rated Post. (1)
8th This Is Why I Exercise?. (0)
6th Irony At It's Best. (0)
6th Family Betrayal. (0)
6th A Stress Free You. (0)
2nd Fashion Bug Forgery. (1)
1st Arresting ~~Love~~ Sex. (1)
1st Preschool Woes (mine...not the kids). (0)

August 2004

30th My Babies Are All Grown Up. (0)
30th Family News Update. (0)
29th Family News. (0)
28th Brain-iac. (0)
26th Keeping Our Kids Safe. (1)
26th Bush Using McCain's Brain. (1)
25th We're All In School. (0)
25th You Can Find It All On eBay. (0)
25th Umm...Yuck!. (0)
24th Does 2+2=5?. (0)
23rd The Year of the Family. (0)
21st Why I Love My Husband. (1)
18th New Superhero: Moron Man. (0)
18th A Sad Day: Goodbye Jordan. (1)
15th Honoring Jack Ogden. (0)
13th The Government's In Our Bed. (1)
13th Rocco's 22nd Street aka The Restaurant. (1)
9th Abortion Crazies. (9)
7th When did it happen?. (1)
1st Ultimate Makeover. (0)
1st Comics? Or my life?. (0)
1st BB5 Update. (0)

July 2004

June 2004

30th Stitches, stitches everywhere. (0)
30th Star Baseball Player in the House (Woo Woo). (0)
24th Caleb's Lip Revision. (1)
20th Milk Comes From Cows. (0)
16th Old Age. (1)
7th It's just a game people. (1)
5th To Breastfeed or not to Breastfeed. (0)
4th Attitudes. (0)
1st Know It All. (0)

May 2004

30th A well needed break. (0)
15th The Shoe Wearing Ninja. (0)

March 2004

5th Human Food. (0)

October 2003

10th Anymore Kids?. (0)

August 2003

9th Money Grows On Trees?. (0)

July 2003

27th No Boys Allowed!. (0)