I decided to take the love list challenge. I love a good challenge. The rules are you can’t include a single person you know on your list. No “I love the way my husband laughs” or “I love hearing my little girl call for me.” It’ll be tough, I know. But this particular little exercise [...]

Yesterday’s masturbation post left me speechless. So I totally stole this little meme from This Woman’s Work for inspiration.
1. Who was your first prom date? I never went to prom. I was supposed to. I had a dress. I had shoes dyed to match. I had a boyfriend that said we were going to [...]

The wonderful Stephanie tagged me for a “Favorites Meme.”
Here are the rules:
Go back through your archives and post the links to your five favorite blog posts that you’ve written.
Link one must be about family.
Link two must be about friends.
Link three must be about yourself.
Link four must be about something you love.
Link five can be about [...]

Dear Body,
We’ve been together now for almost 34 years. Well I guess over 34 years if you count the time we spent as a fetus. We’ve had our good times and our bad. Sometimes I’m mean to you. Sometimes you’re mean to me.
First, it was my eyes. One day I was minding my own business [...]