You have a desk lamp lighting your fish tank. And…
you have a safety pin closing up the pee hole in your boxer shorts. And not just any safety pin, but a baby diaper pin.
We are so classy.
[On a side note, you can see Spencer's new fish, Cool, and one of our old timers, Tiger, in the picture above. Not that you can see them very well, but at least there is proof that we really do have fish in that tank. Apparently they like the ghetto desk lamp and decided to come out and play.]