My letter to big bad Sequoia driving man

Hey jackass who was driving down Kingery Highway in Chicago around 8:30pm in your big bad Sequoia,

The first time you flashed your brights at me there were three cars in front of me. Even if I had moved over to the middle lane [which I couldn't because there were cars in the middle lane] you still could NOT have sped up. Although I have no doubt that you would have flashed your brights at each of them until they moved over due to your bullying.

Keeping your brights on the whole time behind me, as you can see, did not help. See I was turning in to the Dominicks grocery store. And that was on the left side of the road. Turning left requires me to be in the left lane. But thanks for playing.

Also, I realize there are signs all over the road requesting slower traffic to move to the right. I also know this because I took drivers education in high school. However, I was turning left. See the paragraph above.

Finally, I’m not sure if you are aware, but the speed limit on that road is 50mph and then goes down to 45mph. The whole time you were on my ass with your brights on I was going 55mph. So it’s not like I was going slow or anything. I was exceeding the speed limit. But I guess over the speed limit isn’t good enough for you. You prefer life-threatening, speed demon speeds.

In one final note, I would like to tell you that zooming around me, cutting me off and then slowing down to 40mph when you got in front of me was sooo cool. I wish I could be like you. However, it didn’t really bother me at all because as you saw, and as I’ve already explained, I turned left in to the grocery store parking lot.

For future reference, there is a difference between being in a hurry and just being an asshole. I assume that since you slowed down to 40mph when you got in front of me that you are the latter of those two categories.

Since you are an asshole, you may not be aware of what girls think of assholes who drive big bad cars. I assume in your case driving a big bad car is your way of compensating for having a little……well you get my point.

Anyway, thanks for a pleasurable journey on the highway. And thanks for giving me something to blog about. If I had been thinking I would have written down your license plate number so I could easily identify you as I broadcast what a big asshole with a little pee pee you are.

Always,
Christine