Sexy time in Muscatine

After the wedding we, of course, went on a honeymoon. Some people travel to Vegas for their honeymoon. Since the hotel room prices were skyrocketing for the computer conference that weekend (and there was no naked Brad Pitt in my bed) we left Vegas. For Iowa. I told you we were unconventional. And we sure know how to party.

Although we did go back to Iowa, Lee and I didn’t just go home. We stopped at home briefly to repack and spend a little time with Keaton. And then we headed off to…

…Muscatine.

What? Did you not know what a total hotspot Muscatine, IA was? Well you are totally missing out.

Ok, so Muscatine may not be the vacation mecca. But we had a lot of fun. We stayed at the Fantasuites in the Grecian Getaway room. We hung out in the hot tub. Spread out in the big round bed. And even played a sexy board game.

For two days we stayed in our hotel room having some kid-free alone time. We only left our room to go eat. And to go to Walmart. [Somehow this honeymoon just keeps getting more and more redneck.]

I have a lot of photos of our stay at the hotel. But none of them are appropriate for my blog. Not that I’m against R rated blog material. But I am against XXX blog material…when I’m the star. So you’ll just have to take my word for it. We had an awesome time.